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Sleep, My Mannequin Ch5“Fuck,” I whispered, grasping blindly under the blanket for my phone. Why did I have the ring set so god damned loud? I hoped it wouldn’t wake up Lee, if it hadn’t already. With each obnoxious ring that cried out I could feel the chances of him remaining asleep diminishing at an astounding rate. My hand came into contact with my jeans and I fished my phone from the pocket, flipping it open as quickly as possible before thinking enough ahead to check the number. I was just relieved for a break in the ringing. The bright light of the screen contrasted violently in response to the darkness of the room, and I winced as the pie Sleep, My Mannequin Ch5
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Sleep, My Mannequin Ch3It was still dark when I opened my eyes, my fingers fumbling blindly along the edge of my bed for my phone and coming up with nothing. I sat up, running a hand through my mussed hair and yawning as I blinked lazily in attempt to awaken my burning eyes, still half-closed with sleep. I sniffled and looked around, finally spotting the dark lump that was my phone resting on the floor beside my bed. It must have fallen as I slept. I must have stirred a lot during that dream, big surprise.     I closed my eyes as the memory flooded back, his easy smile and soft eyes working together to calm me as his warm, gentle palms eased me back Sleep, My Mannequin Ch3
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Sun Aug 10, 2008, 3:01 PM
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"'Come,' said Marius, 'I'll help you.'"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My comforter

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
My tv broke...but on the comp I watched The Blair Witch Project. That movie sucked...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:46 pm (checked it when I read scharf's journal)

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:47 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Fishtank, freeway, and my sister's tv through the wall

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday to coach vaulting

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Scharf's journal...

9. What are you wearing?
Giant ass Marilyn Manson shirt that smells worse than my old ass piece of shit Ford and captain morgan pj pants.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah but I don't remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?
Well I snorted a laugh when I read Scharf's answer to this question which was as follows: (Last night when Partner was teasing with the cat and the cat got pissed and attacked him.) Good images.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Some stupid ass cheap paintings from Wal Mart

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Ahahah yes [link]

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's pretty happy

15. What is the last film you saw?
Blair Witch Project

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An apartment in Australia/everything for the visa is my first purchase

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I fucking hate feet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Fix the ozone layer, god damn it.

19. Do you like to dance?
Fuck no

20. George Bush
NOTE: All US women are shaving their pussies in protest of the war. Their message to the world? READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Bulemia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Chug Dat Miller; Chuggy for short/long

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'm moving to Australia asap

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
There's no better answer than Scharf's...: (Well Mike, do you believe in me now?) Only my name in there instead. Kudos Scharfy, kudos.

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: (Everyone who reads this cus I'm too lazy to go find the spellings of usernames)

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  • Current Residence: YOUR PANTS OOOoOooooo aren't I original?
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: *cough* How fat are you? *cough* Well I'm a small, but was this question really necessary?
  • Interests: Teaching George Bush the ABCs and finally finding Nemo
  • Favourite movie: American Beauty
  • Favourite band or musician: That one band...you know, the druggies....those ones...
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal ooor emo, YES I SAID IT!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dunno, some alcoholic guy is a safe bet.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Motherfucking Griffin!
  • Personal Quote: Shit happens, flush the toilet.
  • Tools of the Trade: My COCK! Oo0o0o0o how did I get so CREATIVE!

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~satilitemonster:iconsatilitemonster: Dec 29, 2008, 1:14:26 AM
are there going to be anymorechapters of plastic?
i had it in my favs but never read till a few days ago... but now i'm adicted. please do some more soon!
~XxChiefQueefxX:iconXxChiefQueefxX: Jan 24, 2009, 2:54:34 PM
Nah sorry I got sick of that one, entirely screwed up the plot and just started doing crap out of boredom lmao

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:tombstone: Ratty J. Doe -Loved the Cunt, killed by the dick (AKA M. Scharf)
~Billicious:iconBillicious: Oct 22, 2008, 9:25:01 PM
Thx for the fave!

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~XxChiefQueefxX:iconXxChiefQueefxX: Oct 23, 2008, 12:09:01 PM
Yep

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~feast-not-fast:iconfeast-not-fast: Aug 3, 2008, 5:57:22 PM
yes it is :]

im well, ive been sleeping till 5-6pm lately cause i dont go to sleep till like 7am, its gayf....im sooooo mad school is starting soon, and im scared!!! im going be a freshman eep! people are gunna throw food on meh! acctually me and my best friend already planned it out, if someone throws shit at her shell say, oh, hey i didnt know you wanted this up your ass! and then chuck it back, and she told me to say, hey you dropped this! and then throw it at um...i suppose...but if someone threw food at me id probably go crazy and freak the fuck out and start cussing and rolling on the floor like a drama queen and then they might be too scared id have a seizure if they threw anything else at me and would leave me alone....*cries* ya right!!! im gunna die with burrito stains on my pants!!!

you should give me tips about being a freshman, cause all i know is not to be the first or last person in the halls when the bell rings

oh good 'ol me and my novels *twich*

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Shut up. It's a birth defect. Jerk.
~XxChiefQueefxX:iconXxChiefQueefxX: Aug 7, 2008, 11:15:19 PM
Hahaha being a freshman isn't bad XD Dun worry about it...

yo'ull be okay =] Just don't act all loud and squealy about bein in high school cus that pisses off the upper classes XD Like the freshman get there and think they're the shit and it's obnoxious...that's my only tip...be sane =]

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~feast-not-fast:iconfeast-not-fast: Aug 8, 2008, 9:45:37 PM
ya i went to orientation today and thats what our group leader said, and also not block the halls cause the upperclassmen will push you out of their way, i wouldnt blame um either i fucking hate when people stop and talk right where im gunna walk....oh yeah and she said if we go on the senior stairs we may get shot or something, so i shall aviod those, even if my senior friends sit there....my friend whos now a sophmore said they upperclassmen only throw apples n stuff at the preppy chicks cause they squeal...haha i would too

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Shut up. It's a birth defect. Jerk.
~XxChiefQueefxX:iconXxChiefQueefxX: Aug 10, 2008, 2:39:29 PM
Hahahahahah yeaaaah we had senior stage...Don't go on the senior stairs. You wait three years to go on those stairs you preeettttty much will stab someone that tries to go on it the first year XD

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:tombstone: Ratty J. Doe -Loved the Cunt, killed by the dick (AKA M. Scharf)
~feast-not-fast:iconfeast-not-fast: Aug 10, 2008, 6:29:40 PM
haha yeah i wont. i know the order of things and the privlages, or lack of that freshman get :]

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Shut up. It's a birth defect. Jerk.
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